In this special Thanksgiving release, The Brain thwarts a potentially “messy” emergency only to find himself in a more embarrassing situation. Florida couple beats restaurant owner over cold fried chicken and a lack of fries. Bagel’s first Southwest Airlines experience is a memorable one. A painting for a cool $450, 000,000! Sex in a pizza parlor parking lot and a crowded theater. What the Smithsonian says was most likely on the table at the first Thanksgiving. Six tips for proper vaginal care and hygiene. A mailbag from Pauly, and of course, The Brain’s Inspirational Quote.