A “white,” blue-eyed Sammy Sosa has apparently been bathing in bleach and using it as eye drops to wash the brown away, and The Brain isn’t having it one bit! Bagel details his recent drive to Orlando and recalls his experience with a drunkard that claimed Jesus took the wheel, turned the car around, and drove him home. Listen and Laugh is now heard on Chorus, the podcasting app; download it and chat with other fans about the show! The snowbirds have begun to converge on SoFlo shores, so lines are longer, traffic is insane, and the cesspool known as Florida or “God’s waiting room” is even more insufferable. The Brain is overcome with the Holy Ghost in the studio and speaks the spiritual mysteries in unknown tongues. After Trump’s recent nomination of the woefully unqualified Brett Talley, Bagel expresses his own interests in becoming a federal judge and also critiques the content of some the most popular legal shows. You won’t be happy with his report. OJ is on the loose, so hide your wives!